Welcome to the 2007 Top 100 Worst Cat Names list.  This is a list of reported names that real cats have encountered and these names really do suck.  If you are an expectant mothercat trying to think of names for your new kitten(s), be sure to avoid anything on this list!

  1. Swimmer
  2. Ducttape
  3. Chewtoy
  4. Eucalyptus
  5. Balls
  6. Spayed
  7. Big Bad Baby Bentley Billy Joe Bob
  8. Cocaine
  9. Fattie
  10. Chicken Head Nose Face Fluffy Butt
  11. Scat
  12. Chinese Food
  13. Neutered
  14. Sir Meowington Pudger Cat The Third
  15. Small Man in a Catsuit
  16. Alpo
  17. Ghetto
  18. Babe-ums
  19. Bobbobmicbobob
  20. Catbutt
  21. Uranus
  22. Hemorrhoid
  23. Buzlingtonian Gingerbits
  24. Roadkill
  25. No!
  26. Fluffbottom
  27. Spittle
  28. Beowoof
  29. Mr. Fi-fi
  30. Pig
  31. Norman Tinkle-winkle
  32. Lunch
  33. Poo Poo Butt
  34. Fussbudget the Squeak
  35. The Urinator
  36. Speed Bump
  37. Susie Sex Change
  38. Litter Meister
  39. Countess Rumpleteazer Cattulus Anastasia Hecate-Baalith of Kalma Nefferkitty Baghera Bastet la chate noire
  40. Humper
  41. Dinglehopper
  42. Buttsniffer
  43. Tumor
  44. Poop Machine
  45. Hitler
  46. Ikkle
  47. Stinky
  48. Chicken Chow Meow
  49. Prissy Sissy With The Sassy Tail
  50. Sacco The Amazing Fetch Kitty
  51. Saint Pawl
  52. Hairball Hockker the Horrible
  53. Sand Rat
  54. Cockroach
  55. Monkey Face
  56. Saturnian Amulet
  57. Scaredy
  58. Faux Paws
  59. Dances With Squirrels
  60. Goodyear The Blimp
  61. ZzZzZzZz
  62. Scootacious P. Fruitwinkle
  63. Hanibal Lickter
  64. Senator Loomis P Nutley III
  65. Four-Legged Reason For Living
  66. Hors D’Ouvres
  67. Babbaboombanorsh
  68. Ambiguous Eunuch FarFromScrewin
  69. Battlescar Gallacticat
  70. Nonuts
  71. Fleabait
  72. Senior Assistant Mouser
  73. Sha-nay-nay
  74. Shovel Head
  75. Beauty School Drop-Out
  76. Pee-pee-poo-poo-chew-chew
  77. Volume Discount
  78. Capt. Beauregard Schmoo-Diddeley
  79. Miss Pretty Princess Abigail Smooch Face
  80. Chicken Butt
  81. Tubbsaflubbs
  82. Neuteronomy
  83. Christmas Eve Princess Six Toes
  84. Mister Patootie Head
  85. Percolating Pooky
  86. Fartknocker
  87. Flubbadubba
  88. Paw Prince
  89. Stumpy
  90. Yabba Dabba Doo
  91. Stoppit
  92. Litter Clogger the Turd
  93. Titicaca
  94. T-bone
  95. Freeway
  96. Veterinarian
  97. Satan Claws
  98. Tripod
  99. Kitler
  100. Pussalini

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