Last Week, the FDA released two statements regarding Salmonella (not to be confused with the tasty fish Salmon) outbreaks in two foods frequently enjoyed by humans and dogs: Peter Pan and Great Value Peanut Butter.  Additionally, the FDA released another statement 3 days prior to that, stating that Salmonella (not to be confused with the tasty fish Salmon) is also present in Wild Kitty Cat Food. 

Catnabbit! held an emergency meeting regarding these alarming statements.  During the course of the meeting, we came to a common-sense conclusion: Wild Kitty Cat Food must contain peanut butter!  The two alerts sent in the same week can not be a coincidence.

While Salmonella (not to be confused with the tasty fish Salmon) can make you sick, we can guarantee that peanut butter is infinitely more unpleasant to eat.  It gets stuck on the roof of your mouth and has the ability to fuse your jaw completely shut!  Cats who eat peanut butter may quickly find themselves unable to drink the only known antidote to peanut butter:  Milk.  We strongly recommend against eating any of the above mentioned foods, although the tasty fish Salmon is still considered to be safe for feline consumption. 

Links:

• FDA Warns Consumers Not to Use Wild Kitty Cat Food Due to Salmonella Contamination
• FDA Update on Salmonella Outbreak and Peter Pan Peanut Butter

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Johnson County, KY - Feline Authorities rejoice after the apprehension and indictment of Socky Mouse on charges of smuggling catnip in her body cavity.  The gray and black knit mouse was part of a world-wide catnip smuggling ring that has been operating unlawfully in the United States under various names for over 30 years. 

Officials have none other to thank than Reeses, a chocolate tabby from Paintsville.  Socky Mouse entered Reeses’ home upon invitation of a mutual human friend.  According to Reeses, the mouse had a stench of catnip “like you wouldn’t believe.”  After confirming the odor of pure catnip emanating from the mouse’s pores, Reeses decided to make his move.  The brave tabby struggled with the mouse for approximately 3-and-a-half hours until he was finally able to pierce the mouse’s belly, revealing its stash to onlookers. 

Reeses has been commended with the Plastic Rattling Ball award for his swift and heroic dealings with Socky Mouse.  Other cats are urged to approach sock mice with caution, as the catnip smuggling ring may be stepping up its “security” and be more difficult to penetrate.

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