picture of timmy the cat shooting laser beams out of his eyes

ANONYMOUS SOURCE - Rumors are indicating a major plot twist during the upcoming weeks in the fifth season of the hit Fox TV show, 24. Apparently, sometime between hours 12 and 3, Jack Bauer will be defeated by a cat that can shoot laser beams out of its eyes.

Timmy, a white-and-orange cat from Bedford, Texas has contracted a role in the popular “Twenty Four” TV Series and is expected to appear for at least 5 episodes. Although the cat will not comment on his role in the show, anonymous sources have indicated that Timmy might be labelled falsely as the terrorist who was behind it all. In fact, Timmy was planted by terrorists as a decoy to distract the Counter-Terrorism Unit (CTU) from the real terrorist agencies who are behind the attacks this season.

Speculators think that Jack Bauer will burst into an apartment firing shots at humans who are conspiring against the government. While he is focusing on the humans, the cat will shoot laser beams out of its eyes, destroying Bauer in an instant. Fans of the show shouldn’t feel let down, however - apparently there is an even bigger hero on the horizon.

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