DETROIT, MI - Humans yelled, whistled, and cheered as Bubba the cat lapped away at a massive bowl of milk on Sunday afternoon. According to sources, Bubba scored a touchdown at the bottom of the Super Bowl of milk in a record-setting 1 minute and 53 seconds, beating his predecessor Spike by 13 seconds. A veterinarian was invited to this Super Bowl party, so safety would be of highest concern. Bubba the cat said that his goal was 1 minute and 30 seconds to finish the Super Bowl, but he’s pleased that he even saw the bottom line in the dish. He is the first feline to compete in any Super Bowl contest, and is excited to be this year’s winner. His humans were too busy watching television to provide a comment.
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