A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens.
On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, “There were two boy kittens and two girl kittens.”
“How did you know that?” his mother asked.
“Daddy picked them up and looked underneath,” he replied. “I think it’s printed on the bottom.”
On the first day of creation, God created the cat….
On the second day, God created man to serve the cat….
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the cat….
On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the cat….
On the fifth day, God created the sparkle ball so that the cat might or might not play with it….
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the cat healthy and the man broke….
On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but He had to scoop the litterbox….
Yes, it’s a cat’s world after all. Amen!
A tom cat was heard running up and down the alley for hours. A neighbor called his owner and asked what was happening. The owner said, “Well, I had him neutered today, and he’s going around canceling all his engagements.”
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A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night. The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred… “I’ll die for you!” The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye lids and asked, “How many times?”
