Here are this week’s Kitty scopes. If you aren’t sure about which Kitty scope belongs to you, check out our article, “What’s my Kitty Scope Sign?” located here.

Tabby
Someone may be devising a scheme to separate you from your catnip this week. This is a perfect opportunity to disconnect all wires from walls and enjoy the quiet and solitude of a nice nap in a hot sunny window. By Wednesday you may be in the safe zone, but just to be sure, leave a small pile in a conspicuous location as bait. They’ll never find your true stash.

Ticked Tabby (Abyssinians)
Maybe you should be called “Tickled Tabby” this week, Abbies! Everything will seem funny to you, except when your human starts tickling the hairs that stick out of the bottom of your paws between your toes. You’ll be laughing, but you certainly won’t like it! You can get your person back by “tickling” their toes under the sheets after they go to bed.

Torbie
Your human is bringing home fried chicken on the 24th, but he isn’t going to share. Await him at the door about half an hour before his usual dinnertime, then pounce him as soon as the door opens. If you have an accomplice, this would be a good time to have them knock the bucket out of the human’s hands so that you both can feast on the rewards. If you don’t have anyone to help, just kick backwards with your feet until a few pieces fall out of the box. Skip the bread, it won’t have any butter on it.

Tortoiseshell
If you want to convince your human that you really didn’t knock over that expensive piece of electronics, you’re going to have to look a lot more innocent than that. Stay focused no matter what. When the human starts screaming, stay by his side, staring sympathetically, instead of running away with your tail tucked between your legs. You can help clean it up after he exposes the wires.

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Here are this week’s Kitty scopes. If you aren’t sure about which Kitty scope belongs to you, check out our article, “What’s my Kitty Scope Sign?” located here.

Tabby cats
According to the author Carl Van Vechten, Each individual cat differs in as many ways as possible from each other individual cat.. Mediate on that this week as you find yourself wondering whether you are blending in with every other cat in the world. Did you know that even clones of cats, with identical DNA, do not look alike? You are a very, very unique individual indeed!

Ticked Tabby cats (Abyssinians)
There is so much that can be said with the eyes. Did you know that you could have an entire argument with someone, using only your eyes? Try practicing this, this week, when you encounter that woman you really dislike. Just remember, paws off, and no hissing. Just stare at her with eyes that tell her, repeatedly, how much you loathe her. It’ll work, I promise.

Torbie cats
Sometime this week, you’re going to experience a rude awakening. I suspect it’ll have something to do with the kitchen sink or the bathtub, perhaps the toilet. Are you going to get a dreaded bath? In order to buy time before the event, ask your human to go fetch the rubber ducky, your special soap-on-a-rope, put your towels in the dryer so that they’re nice and warm afterward. While they aren’t looking, move a curling iron (powered on) near the rim of the tub, then when they have the nerve to put you in the tub, leap over the human’s shoulder, crawling over his back, pushing him into the tub. Be sure to quickly toss the curling iron into the water as soon as you have cleared both the human and the water. You’ll never have to take a bath again.

Tortoiseshell cats
Mark Twain once wrote about a tortoiseshell cat having a fit in a platter of tomatoes, or something like that. This week, your human’s going to have a tomato. Try having a fit in his platter of tomatoes, and your human will be amazed at your literary correlation.

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Here are this week’s Kitty scopes. If you aren’t sure about which Kitty scope belongs to you, check out our article, “What’s my Kitty Scope Sign?” located here.

Tabby cats
Love is in the air! This week you are bound to turn some heads after you get a spa treatment to prepare for Valentine’s day. Treat yourself to a mud mask, facial, body wrap, pedicure, and even a massage. Don’t skimp on this. Paint those toenails and curl your hair. Before you know it you’ll be ready to bask in all the love and cuddling that is in store for you this week!

Ticked Tabby cats (Abyssinians)
You are what you eat, and this week, you’re a fish. Celebrate this by swimming in the bathtub. You can even share this experience with your human while they are doing their daily bathtub swim. Together, you are a school of fish, swimming around delightfully in your tub.

Torbie cats
This week, you will be feeling a bit insulted when your human locks you out of the bedroom for the night while they make a lot of noise and racket. It will probably sound like they are murdering someone, but rest assured, it is not a giant mouse. If it were, I’m very sure you would have been invited for the action.

Tortoiseshell cats
This week, you will have trouble sleeping at night. I recommend counting backwards from a gazillion, vocally. Do it in the hallway for added reverb, which is soothing to your senses.

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