Here are this week’s Kitty scopes. If you aren’t sure about which Kitty scope belongs to you, check out our article, “What’s my Kitty Scope Sign?” located here.

Tabby cats
You’re feeling a surge of renewed energy this week. Isn’t it great to feel like a kitten all over again? While you’re zooming around the house, you may notice that the rest of your housemates aren’t quite “up to speed” with you. We get it, you get it, they don’t. To get past this obstacle, try organizing some team sports with the other cats and humans in your home. Ask your human to teach you games like football, baseball, and – my personal favorite - basketball.

Ticked Tabby cats (Abyssinians)
Today would have been a restful, peaceful day except for all those crazy humans out in the living room shouting at their television. What is with them? This week, they will be either very happy or quite grumpy, depending on what it was they ate while they were shouting. Take advantage of any opportunities they present you with this week, as they will need the rest of the week to recover from the stress of today’s excitement.

Torbie cats
You are feeling very chatty this week, torbie cat! If you weren’t talking so much about what happened around the kitchen this morning, I’d think for sure you were dictating a new bestseller! Channel this energy into something productive. For instance, you can lecture your human on the importance of licking your butt after using the litterbox.

Tortoiseshell cats
This week you may find that your usual grumpy demeanor has been replaced with a pleasant, yet calm attitude towards life. In fact, you feel kind of like Martha Stewart. Appreciate this time by baking some cookies for all of your astonished feline friends. Don’t get too much batter on your paws, and don’t forget the catnip icing!

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Here are this week’s Kitty scopes. If you aren’t sure about which Kitty scope belongs to you, check out our article, “What’s my Kitty Scope Sign?” located here. We apologize for the delay in publishing the ’scopes this week. We had to care for our human who has become very ill.

Tabby cats
You believe you have hit the smoked tuna motherlode when your human brings home a package cleverly disguised as a 10-pound ham. As you stash and unwrap the package, you’ll discover that you have been thwarted, and it is instead filled with useless hundred-dollar bills.

Ticked Tabby cats (Abyssinians)
This week you will peek into the backyard with your binoculars and identify a new species of bird. Write a poem about the experience and send it to a poetry contest, so that it will be published. Your humans will be so proud, they’ll have to reward you by buying you that kitty spa you always wanted.

Torbie cats
This week you read a book by Nicole Hollander and discovered that your true ancestry is not from some line of cats that migrated from Asia, but instead you came from the cat astronauts of the planet Hsif. Prepare your belongings in anticipation for the day that the astronaut cats of Hsif will return and take you home!

Tortoiseshell cats
This week, someone’s going to put a sign on your butt that says “kick me.” The question is, do you want to present your butt to everyone to find out if they will take it off?

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Here are this week’s Kitty scopes. If you aren’t sure about which Kitty scope belongs to you, check out our article, “What’s my Kitty Scope Sign?” located here.

Tabby cats
Your interpretation of weather signals may be a little out-of-whack this week. Although you’ll be feeling adventurous in the outdoors side of life, we don’t think you should do any major activities such as bungee jumping, rock climbing, or skydiving. In fact, take a flashlight with you, just in case you get locked out late at night.

Ticked Tabby cats (Abyssinians)
It’s going to be almost impossible to contain yourself when you discover that your human has slept past 7:05 am and your food dish is still empty. Remain calm, (s)he should be allowed to sleep until at least 7:06 before you unleash your unholy terror.

Torbie cats
This week, you will come into an overabundance of string. Use it in new and creative ways, for instance you can use it to tie up your mouse to the leg of the kitchen table, leaving it as a warning to all other mice that may venture near.

Tortoiseshell cats
Today, try sampling a taste of your human’s drink. Is he having soda, beer, wine, or juice? If you have a pinky toe or claw, be sure to raise it as you tip the glass back (or is that forward?)

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