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	<title>Catnabbit! &#187; Mailroom</title>
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		<title>Mailroom: Licking the air when scratched at the base of the tail</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:56:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumbie</dc:creator>
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I have 2 cats whom love to be loved. Recently while petting both (at different times, of course; both like to be the center of my attention)near the base of their tail, I noticed they put their nose into the air, while rapidly licking at nothing, then starting to nibble on anything that is within [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mailroom:  Reader alerts us to inaccuracy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jul 2007 06:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumbie</dc:creator>
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clearly you madeup that hole story for your sight and it is compleate and
utter B.S
that so called picture of a swat member is a picture of my friend who plays
airsoft (a shhoting sport with replica firearms, not dangerous) who was
dressed up as well as his brother in a replica swat uniform! and were
mearly making a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Top 16 Signs Your Cat has a Personality Disorder</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 18:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gumbie</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[16. Couldn&#8217;t muster up sufficient disdain if all nine lives depended on it!
15. You&#8217;ve repeatedly found him in the closed garage, hunched over the wheel of your running Buick.
14. Sits for hours in fascination while listening to Bob Dole.
13. Teeth and claw marks all over your now-empty bottles of Prozac.
12. No longer licks paws clean, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Feline Bill of Rights</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 13:47:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaston</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Feline&#8217;s Bill of Rights
(Of the Cat&#8217;s Constitution)
Just like humans, cats are part of the family and have the following rights: 
1.	The right to be full members of your family. They thrive on social interaction, praise, and love.
2.	The right to stimulation. They need new games, new toys, new experiences, and new smells to be happy.
3.	The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Real Questions Roundup #1</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Subbes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Over the last year and a half, we have received countless questions from cats just like yourself and we have tried to answer them all.  Unfortunately, we haven&#8217;t been able to get around to some of them because we either didn&#8217;t know the answer or we were too busy chasing a moth that managed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mailroom: How Much Do Cats Contribute to Global Warming?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2007 19:10:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hazel</dc:creator>
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(Above:  Video of farting and pooping cat)
Dear Catnabbit, 
I&#8217;ve heard that Global Warming is a serious problem.&#160; How much do we as cats contribute to Global Warming?
Sincerely,
Andromeda (Zanesville, OH)

&#160;Hi Andromeda,
It&#8217;s true that Global Warming is occurring &#8211; the ice caps are melting and the oceans are rising.&#160; It&#8217;s getting a little easier to cozy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Cat&#8217;s Thoughts at Christmas by Fred Brennion</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Dec 2006 14:19:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Subbes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Cat&#8217;s Thoughts at Christmas
My fur is so soft and my face is so cute,
But don&#8217;t get the notion that I give a hoot.
Now sleeping&#8217;s the thing that I do the best,
But sometimes I yowl like I&#8217;m demon-possessed.
I can bleat like a lamb or hiss like a snake,
I can cuddle and purr and play pattycake.
My [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mailroom: Math Homework or Food?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 18:20:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Callas, Psychic Cat</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Catnabbit!
Of 16 cats, 25% preferred salmon flavored cat food, 25% preferred liver and onions, and 50% prefferred tuna.  To find out how many cats preferred liver and onions, which percent proportion would you use?
Sincerely,
Robby Puppykat
Garland, Texas

Dear Robby,
Thank you for writing to us.  In order to answer your question, I visited behind the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Warning: Cats on Myspace May be Humans in Disguise</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2006 18:35:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Callas, Psychic Cat</dc:creator>
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Dear Catnabbit!
I wanted to write to you about a terrible thing that is happening on a website called Myspace.  Hopefully if you can get the word out, cats everywhere will be safe from the growing menace of humans masquerading as cats!
It all started about a month ago when I first signed up to Myspace. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mailroom: Where do Tabby Cats Come From?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 May 2006 00:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hazel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Catnabbit!
This may sound like a silly question, but my friends and I are all very curious.  Where do Tabby Cats come from?
Sincerely,
Tom Kitten

Don&#8217;t feel silly at all.  We get this sort of question all the time.  In fact, we have been asked this question so many times, we decided to put [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mailroom: How can I tell if a cat is pregnant?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 May 2006 05:40:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Callas, Psychic Cat</dc:creator>
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Dear Catnabbit,
How can I tell if a cat is pregnant?  
Sincerely,
Biting My Claws in Idaho

Dear Biting My Claws in Idaho,
Here are some early signs of pregnancy in cats:

Knitting booties in sets of 4.
Craving pickles and  fried chicken.
Has given up &#8220;walking&#8221; and taken up &#8220;waddling.&#8221;
Eats enough for five, but is as fat as two [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mailroom:  Why do cats chase their tails?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Apr 2006 18:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Subbes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[céline writes: pourquoi les chats courent-ils après leur queue? (Why do cats chase their tails?)

Very good question, céline!  To investigate this, we looked up some cats and veterinarians whom we consider to be experts on this subject.  
Dr. Mike Richards, DVM cats can chase their tails due to medical problems, such as &#8220;tail [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mailroom:  Where do kittens come from?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2006 21:13:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaston</dc:creator>
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Dear Catnabbit!
Where do kittens come from?
Sincerely,
Skippy
McAlester, OK

Dear Skippy,
What a very good, yet broad question!  
Kittens technically come from the backside of un-spayed female cats who had a wild and painfully (yes, painfully) romantic night about 2 months prior.  The male contributor may or may not still be around, but he sure as heck [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mailroom: All I Need to Know About Birthdays I Learned From My Cat</title>
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		<comments>http://www.catnabbit.com/mailroom-all-i-need-to-know-about-birthdays-i-learned-from-my-cat/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2006 13:03:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Subbes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All I Need To Know About Birthdays, I Learned From My Cat

Be finicky &#8211; they&#8217;ll try harder to please you. 
Give attitude &#8211; get attention. 
If you don&#8217;t like your presents, SULK. 
If you get bored at your party &#8211; just curl up for a nap. 
Don&#8217;t stress out over your first grey whisker. 
Act [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mailroom: Human Not Using Litterbox</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2006 20:29:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hazel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q:  My pet human has been &#8220;going&#8221; outside his litter box.  This is very frustrating because the laundry basket is really starting to smell.  Do you have any suggestions?
A:  Is your human&#8217;s litter box clean enough?  Did you scrub out the bathtub and the toilet and the floors enough so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mailroom: Two Cats</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2006 13:38:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaston</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two Cats
Two Cats
One up a tree
One under the tree
The cat up a tree is he
The cat under the tree is she
The tree is witch elm, just incidentally.
He takes no notice of she, she takes no notice of he.
He stares at the woolly clouds passing, she stares at the tree.
There&#8217;s been a lot written by cats, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mailroom: Catlet&#8217;s Soliloquy</title>
		<link>http://www.catnabbit.com/catlets-soliloquy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2006 13:35:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Hazel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To go outside, Or to remain within:
That is the question;
Whether &#8217;tis better for a cat to suffer
The cuffs and buffets of inclement weather
That Nature rains on those who roam abroad,
Or take a nap upon a scrap of carpet,
And by so dozing melt the solid hours
That clog the clock&#8217;s bright gears with sullen time
and stall the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mailroom: How does catnip enter a cat&#8217;s system?</title>
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		<comments>http://www.catnabbit.com/mailroom-how-does-catnip-enter-a-cats-system/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2006 15:57:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaston</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Catnabbit!
How does catnip enter a cat&#8217;s system?
Sincerely,
Boots
Bonjour, Boots!
Catnip enters our systems through our mouths and noses, when we eat it and sniff it!  There have been reports of catnip users also drinking it in a &#8220;tea,&#8221; but it isn&#8217;t quite as effective that way.  It&#8217;s been suggested in the past that it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mailroom: How to Train a Human Being</title>
		<link>http://www.catnabbit.com/mailroom-how-to-train-a-human-being/</link>
		<comments>http://www.catnabbit.com/mailroom-how-to-train-a-human-being/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 22:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaston</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s a submission that comes from the Catnabbit! Mailroom.  
How to Train a Human Being
By Nikita el Gato
Human beings are large, clumsy animals with extremely poor night vision that make a lot of noise. However, they live in weather-proof homes, and are easily trained. 
CHOOSING YOUR HUMAN: Humans don&#8217;t realize this, but we choose [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mailroom:  Cats Eat Garbage</title>
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		<comments>http://www.catnabbit.com/mailroom-cats-eat-garbage/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 05:04:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Subbes</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[At 10:36 AM 1/12/2006, James Heater wrote:
I feed my cats till they almost can&#8217;t walk, yet they go out and eat out of the
trash cans [have lost a lots of cats] why do cats like to eat out of trash
cans? They has posion stuff in the trash cans.
Cats are naturally attracted to the scent of [...]]]></description>
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