Greetings! I am Nora, a gray marble tabby who has purr-fected playing the piano. Few cats are able to master the tonal contrast and beauty that the 1812 Catnip Overture has to offer. I am looking for an agent rather than a partner. I have dreams of becoming a concert pianist, purring and playing before thousands of cats who paid $75 a pop to sit and listen to my classy tones. The right agent will be lean, dark and handsome, wear sunglasses and a french beret. Together we will make music and rock the world! Are you the tom for me? If so, drop me a line!

Catnabbit! Purr-sonals #1705

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Purr-sonals Ad: #5070
Name: Felicity
Age: 14 years
Gender: Spayed Female (Thank God)
Body type: Thin
Eyes: Coal
Fur: Bald
About me: Well hello there, sonny! I may be a little old widow cat, but I still got a lot of life left in me, if you know what I mean! I’m looking for a spunky young tom cat who is as much a gentleman in public as he is a tiger in the bedroom! It’s been a long time since I did any online dating, so bear with me because I’m not that computer literate either! My hobbies are knitting washrags, cooking pasta, and watching my Golden Girls dvd on repeat. I’m generally comatose between the hours of 8pm and 4am. I believe the best romances start in the home, so you don’t have to take me anywhere, just come on over and we’ll have our dinner date right here. I look much better by candle light, anyway. My grand-kittens call me loud and embarrassing, but you know kittens these days. They’re the ones who are loud and embarrassing!
Special trait: I wear dentures, but I can take them out! I also have an unusual growth on the left side of my nose, sorry you can’t see it in the picture.

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Purr-sonals Ad: #8527
Name: Etoile
Gender: Whole Female
Body type: Average
Eyes: Green
Fur: White
Hobby: When I’m not dressed up, I bake catnip cookies and fertilize the flower garden.
A little about me: Hello there. I am what you’d call a “roleplayer.” Sometimes I like to dress up and pretend I’m a mouse. I’m a furry cat, but I’m not a “furry!” I just happen to like scampering off into my own little world where you can be the predator (cat), and I can be the prey (mouse). We can also play other games if you like. I’m looking for a strong, handsome tom cat who likes to play rough but whose roar is worse than his bite. Must enjoy constant nagging and squeaking, and absolutely MUST like cheese.

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