Purr-sonals Ad: #1932
Name: Wilma
Age: 2 years
Gender: Spayed Female
Body type: Round is a Shape, right?
Eyes: Blue
Fur: Soft, Pointed, Siamese
Hobby: Churning Butter
About me and who I’d like to meet: Help! I am trapped in a cabin with some woman who should have been on Little House on the Prairie! Even though she sits around and knits all day, and playing with string is lots of fun, I’m getting pretty tired of the old-fashioned lifestyle. I am a down-to-earth feline with simple needs and simple interests. I have a bit of a wild streak, but not so bad that I’d shave my fur in a mohawk and listen to Gary Numan records all day. I just want to get to know, and move in with, a cat who has running water, electricity, and preferably one of those litterboxes that scoops itself. I’m so tired of living in the 18th century, it’s not even funny. Do you know what they used for cat litter in the 18th century? They didn’t! I want a home, not an outhouse! Please respond to this ad and save me from this hellhole. You won’t regret it.

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Purr-sonals Ad: #7396
Name: Timbo
Age: 4 years
Gender: Whole Male
Body type: Muscular
Eyes: Amber
Fur: Sleek Black/Gray Tabby
Hobby: Watching Jerry Springer
About me and who I’d like to meet: I am a strong, warm and cuddly tabby tom, who enjoys watching television and eating snacks. My ideal mate would love to spend several hours a day doing the same. She must not be one of those skanky crack ho kittens, she needs to have all her teeth, and I’d really prefer if she was not fat either. I’ve got a few quirks, like I sometimes enjoy dressing up in leather and swinging from the ceiling. I have given up on dating sisters and cousins ever since I left the cattery. If you’re dangling from a branch of my family tree, don’t respond!

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