Purr-sonals Ad: #5070
Name: Felicity
Age: 14 years
Gender: Spayed Female (Thank God)
Body type: Thin
Eyes: Coal
Fur: Bald
About me: Well hello there, sonny! I may be a little old widow cat, but I still got a lot of life left in me, if you know what I mean! I’m looking for a spunky young tom cat who is as much a gentleman in public as he is a tiger in the bedroom! It’s been a long time since I did any online dating, so bear with me because I’m not that computer literate either! My hobbies are knitting washrags, cooking pasta, and watching my Golden Girls dvd on repeat. I’m generally comatose between the hours of 8pm and 4am. I believe the best romances start in the home, so you don’t have to take me anywhere, just come on over and we’ll have our dinner date right here. I look much better by candle light, anyway. My grand-kittens call me loud and embarrassing, but you know kittens these days. They’re the ones who are loud and embarrassing!
Special trait: I wear dentures, but I can take them out! I also have an unusual growth on the left side of my nose, sorry you can’t see it in the picture.

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