Cats of the Internet are tired of drama, spyware, spam, and a number of other terrors that an online presence can bring.  However, today Darwin Laboratories has announced the E-volution Cat Vaccine, a new product that can cure many online ills. 

E-volution Cat Vaccine:

• Prevents worms, contagious through vigorous online activity.
• Treats and controls spyware that might crawl in through a cat’s ears.
• Treats and prevents Internet viruses from infecting the cat.

How does E-volution Cat Vaccine work?

E-volution enters the cat’s body by inducing a minor cardiac arrest immediately upon seeing the payment deducted from the cat’s bank account.  Recovery is quick, efficient, and 100% safe.  In double-blind clinical trials conducted in over 50 countries, this tactic of protecting cats from Internet worms and viruses was proven to have zero physical side effects.

So there are no side effects?

The cat is unlikely to experience any side effects, pain, or suffering upon use of E-volution Cat Vaccine.  The cat will be protected against all of the above named infections.  However, you might notice your humans growing gray hairs, yelling more often, or slapping their foreheads.  If you see any of these effects occur, do not be alarmed or worried.  Human side effects are secondary to the cat’s dosage of the vaccine, directly proportional to the amount of vaccine paid for.  The effects always wear off in a matter of days, if not weeks. 

Do the right thing.  Help cats win the war against spyware, Internet worms, and viruses.  Get E-volution Cat Vaccine today and protect yourself for all you’re worth!

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