Wiltshire, ENGLAND - A cat has awoken to find that aliens have shaved crop circles in her fur.
Like any other British moggie, Bianca naps for 18 hours a day. She eats an average diet and lives a normal life. In her spare time, she enjoys shredding paper towels and swatting things that move on the telly. Everyone is puzzled as to why aliens chose this particular cat for their latest “crop circle” prank after nearly thirty years of mowing crop circles in the fields of Wiltshire.
It is believed that crop circles form as a result of the flight and landing patterns of flying saucers, or UFO’s for short. England has been plagued with visits from these strange vehicles since the late 1890’s, but only recently has the phenomena become famous. A number of cats have reported alien abductions in relation to crop circle formations in their area, but none of these have been confirmed.
Bianca’s case is the first recorded incident in which a crop circle has formed in a cat’s fur. On the left side of her back and abdomen, aliens have etched what appears to be the shape of many circles that altogether look like a fish with pellets shooting out of its mouth.
“I believe that it is a message from our brothers from Planet Hsif,” Bianca said in an interview on Wednesday. “They must think that we should prepare for a battle with Earth’s fish.”
Although Bianca does not recall being abducted by aliens, she reports that her bottom does “feel a bit sore” and she plans to stay home for a few days to rest up.
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