DETROIT, MICHIGAN - A 43 year old human is retracing his steps today, due to crossing a black cat’s path. Pumpkin, a black American Shorthair, states that she was on her way to find the origin of a delicious fish smell, when a human crossed her path. The man, who asked to have his name withheld, was not watching where he was going and thus stepped in front of Pumpkin on his way to work. He had already walked one mile of his trip. Since the metaphysical law exists that a human must not cross a black cat’s path, the man must atone for his mistake by retracing his steps backward until he reaches the origin of his trip. He is very sorry for his mistake and hopes that he does not experience any bad luck as a result of this incident. Pumpkin is still quite offended by the roadblock to the scent of fish, and hopes that the man returns to give an offering of fresh tuna in addition to his present ordeal.
This article is filed under News Cats Can Trust. You can follow any responses to this article through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.