A tom cat was heard running up and down the alley for hours. A neighbor called his owner and asked what was happening. The owner said, “Well, I had him neutered today, and he’s going around canceling all his engagements.”
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A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at night. The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and purred… “I’ll die for you!” The tabby gazed at him from under lowered eye lids and asked, “How many times?”