Here are this week’s Kitty scopes. If you aren’t sure about which Kitty scope belongs to you, check out our article, “What’s my Kitty Scope Sign?” located here.
Tabby cats
You’re feeling a surge of renewed energy this week. Isn’t it great to feel like a kitten all over again? While you’re zooming around the house, you may notice that the rest of your housemates aren’t quite “up to speed” with you. We get it, you get it, they don’t. To get past this obstacle, try organizing some team sports with the other cats and humans in your home. Ask your human to teach you games like football, baseball, and – my personal favorite - basketball.
Ticked Tabby cats (Abyssinians)
Today would have been a restful, peaceful day except for all those crazy humans out in the living room shouting at their television. What is with them? This week, they will be either very happy or quite grumpy, depending on what it was they ate while they were shouting. Take advantage of any opportunities they present you with this week, as they will need the rest of the week to recover from the stress of today’s excitement.
Torbie cats
You are feeling very chatty this week, torbie cat! If you weren’t talking so much about what happened around the kitchen this morning, I’d think for sure you were dictating a new bestseller! Channel this energy into something productive. For instance, you can lecture your human on the importance of licking your butt after using the litterbox.
Tortoiseshell cats
This week you may find that your usual grumpy demeanor has been replaced with a pleasant, yet calm attitude towards life. In fact, you feel kind of like Martha Stewart. Appreciate this time by baking some cookies for all of your astonished feline friends. Don’t get too much batter on your paws, and don’t forget the catnip icing!
Calico cats
Hey, calico kitties! When was the last time you had a hot date? Not with me, silly. Yes, I know a lot of you are spayed or neutered, but that doesn’t mean you can’t go and have a good time with a good friend. Enjoy the closeness, the cuddling, the mutual purring. You can never have enough love and attention, especially now.
Bi-color cats
As usual, you are torn between two things. Should you stay and entertain your family, or should you leap out the window while they aren’t looking and finally get your chance to explore the world? Silly kitty. If you leap out the window, your family will follow!
Harlequin cats
After your yodeling practice on Wednesday, you are going to feel wiped out. Instead of doing all your work in one day, you should consider changing your practice schedule to allow for practices on more days of the week, thus giving you more time to practice and less wear on the voice. I’m sure your family will love the extra entertainment, too!
Van cats
This will be a good week for you to sleep. Wait, isn’t it always a good week you to sleep?
Solid cats
You’ve cracked the code. Your human was smart enough to put a padlock on the safe guarding the treasure trove of kitty treats in the office closet, but you have finally figured out the code. What will you do next? Well, this week I have the unfortunate news that the dust patterns behind my refrigerator have said that this is not a good week to over-indulge yourself. If you do happen to take a few bites, be sure to put the lock back, and the single blonde hair over the lock to make it look like you were never there.
Tuxedo cats
This week, while digging in the litterbox you will uncover something so terrifying, so frightening, so horrible, that you will instantly hop seven feet into the air and then tear down the hallways of your home until you are in the most remote location, safe under a bed or in the closet. I have great news for you: that thing came out of your butt.
Pointed cats (Siamese)
You are feeling a bit materialistic this week. In fact, all you can think about is toys. Toys, toys, toys toys toys! You want a new furry mouse, a new rattling ball, and one of those dangling fish pole things. Well, these things don’t grow on trees, unless you’re like me and actually have a tree that grows toys. Anyway, if you focus your mind on one item you might be able to will your human into bringing it home. If not, try robbing a bank to afford the gas to drive the car to the pet store and buy it yourself.
Very interesting and informative