Here are this week’s Kitty scopes. If you aren’t sure about which Kitty scope belongs to you, check out our article, “What’s my Kitty Scope Sign?” located here.
Tabby
Someone may be devising a scheme to separate you from your catnip this week. This is a perfect opportunity to disconnect all wires from walls and enjoy the quiet and solitude of a nice nap in a hot sunny window. By Wednesday you may be in the safe zone, but just to be sure, leave a small pile in a conspicuous location as bait. They’ll never find your true stash.
Ticked Tabby (Abyssinians)
Maybe you should be called “Tickled Tabby” this week, Abbies! Everything will seem funny to you, except when your human starts tickling the hairs that stick out of the bottom of your paws between your toes. You’ll be laughing, but you certainly won’t like it! You can get your person back by “tickling” their toes under the sheets after they go to bed.
Torbie
Your human is bringing home fried chicken on the 24th, but he isn’t going to share. Await him at the door about half an hour before his usual dinnertime, then pounce him as soon as the door opens. If you have an accomplice, this would be a good time to have them knock the bucket out of the human’s hands so that you both can feast on the rewards. If you don’t have anyone to help, just kick backwards with your feet until a few pieces fall out of the box. Skip the bread, it won’t have any butter on it.
Tortoiseshell
If you want to convince your human that you really didn’t knock over that expensive piece of electronics, you’re going to have to look a lot more innocent than that. Stay focused no matter what. When the human starts screaming, stay by his side, staring sympathetically, instead of running away with your tail tucked between your legs. You can help clean it up after he exposes the wires.
Calico
Love is just around the corner, Calico. If you need to give things a little nudge, try rubbing your scent on the carpet by dragging your behind as you pull forward with your front legs. Humans find this annoying, cats find it absolutely romantic. The pheremones will drive your love-object wild!
Bi-color
You are of two minds about everything this week. It’s hard to make a decision about anything because you can always think of another, equally important answer to a problem. I’ve developed the perfect solution in advice to your situation. Grab one end of a blanket and drag it to another room. Hide under it until someone recognizes something is out of place. If you can manage to swat them before they can pick up the blanket, take the first choice. If they pick up the blanket and notice you, take the second choice. If they accidentally step on you, forget about it, you’re going to the vet.
Harlequin
Everyone loves you, but this week, you’ll find that you just can’t appreciate it like you used to. Have a little fun. Play “hard to get.” How’s that? Well, you can start by moving 1 inch away as someone is petting you. When they adjust to your new position, move another inch. Keep going. Winners get their human to fifty feet.
Van
You must learn to trust what your gut is telling you, and this week it is telling you that you need to get off your butt and chase something around for a couple of hours. You have all week to do this, so you can probably space it out by crawling very slowly for 7 days straight with several scheduled nap times.
Solid
The dustbunnies moved into your sign, which means that week you are destined to be a force to be reckoned with! Mice and string beware! Relax and let your intuition be your guide. Avoid milk on Friday.
Tuxedo
There is a proverb that says that cattle are wealth, and there are no cattle without dung. Remind your human of this when he’s complaining about the patties he scoops out of your litter box. After he’s done, encourage him to share the wealth by giving you some extra catnip or baked salmon on a fine china plate.
Pointed (Siamese)
You are feeling somewhat confined this week, but this is easily fixed by a trip to a place you have never been. Try exploring cabinets, the washing machine, or even the refridgerator! You might even find a long lost toy or a mouse inside! If you find a mouse in the fridge, kill it and leave it. The cold should preserve it for a later meal.