Here are this week’s Kitty scopes. If you aren’t sure about which Kitty scope belongs to you, check out our article, “What’s my Kitty Scope Sign?” located here.
Tabby cats
This week, nobody’s going to agree with you. You’ll have to assert yourself a little, using force (read: claws) if necessary. Unfortunately, taking it out on humans or other cats will only get you in more trouble, so choose your opponent wisely. Listen to everyone’s point, eyeing them carefully. If they are making your blood boil, spend those moments looking (but not touching) for any place that might be vulnerable. Once you’ve really had it with them all, decide who has been most visibly opposed to you and build an effigy of them with pillows, strings, and other materials lying around the house. Then shred the crap out of it. Leave the remains for your humans to pick up.
Ticked Tabby cats (Abyssinians)
The hills are alive, with the sound of meoooooowsic! But wait, for once it’s not you! That’s right, ’tis the season for love and romance. With Valentine’s day just a little over a month away, now is the perfect time to let the ladies and gents come to your door and serenade you. Choose the one that has the loudest voice and the widest range of gutteral tones. And for the love of all that is furry, DON’T pick the one that’s wearing high heals. You haven’t the faintest idea what’s been under that tail — and we do. Choose someone special, and after a short courtship you will have someone very special – and musical – to spend your Valentine’s with on February 14!
Torbie cats
Someone is going to make you an offer this week that you just can’t refuse. This might be a business deal or it could just be an invitation to a dinner party. Strongly consider your variable options in the matter. There are more than one solution to every problem. For example, instead of saying no, you could try doing like they do in the movies and say you have other plans. Make a twist on it and say that you can probably meet them afterward. Then, do the other thing they do in the movies and make four other dates for the same hour, and entertain yourself by moving from place to place to place for that hour. Wow, you are a real multitasker, aren’t you?
Tortoiseshell cats
The winter is cold, but the sun is still warm! Pick a nice cozy window to relax in. Smile to yourself as you see the shivering people walk past. Relish the power you hold, as you know that you can pick and choose who is allowed to enter your home! Let no one disturb this tranquil moment in your life.
Calico cats
This is a great week to begin a decorating project. White is the new Black, so try choosing materials that come in this color for your new theme. Great materials for this could include toilet paper, sheets of printer/copier paper, q-tips, tissues, brassieres, socks, packing peanuts, etc. If you’re really in a pinch, we’ll let you in on a little secret: bean-bag chairs and those new soft pillows they sell at drugstores are also filled with thousands of white beads which you can string all over the house with some dental floss. Quite festive if you ask us.
Bi-color cats
This week, you’ll find yourself pulled in two directions. On one hand, your housemates are very demanding of your time, and you are finding that you actually enjoy the extra attention. On the other hand, you are feeling out of balance due to needing an equal amount of time for yourself. Since Bi-colored cats need this balance in order to maintain harmony in their lives, you will have to make decisions on how to compromise these demands or perhaps improvise new ways to satisfy both needs. For instance, you could spend a day pulling the socks off your housemates while they are having dinner. If they are quiet enough, you might not know the difference.
Harlequin cats
It’s all about analysis. Today, spend your time analyzing everything in your life. Write down notes if you need to. How many facets of color are shining from the prism in the window? How many eyes are on the fly you just killed? How many dots are on the ceiling of your house, and how many threads are in your carpet? These are just a few examples. Absorb all of the facts about everything in your life, and try to think of how they relate to one another. You will discover something rejuvenating in this by Friday.
Van cats
Why bother? Don’t even get out of bed this week. It’s not like they won’t all come to you anyway. Make sure they fan you with giant feathers and feed you treats off a silver platter. Demand that they sprinkle catnip all over your fluffy body right before you take your bath of the day. When you’re done dreaming, you might muster up the energy to make the trip to the food dish for breakfast.
Solid cats
Simplicity is the key. This week, go back to your roots and try to discover what things were like for cats of times before. Those before you didn’t have can openers, heated blankets, computers, plastic toys, and magazines. They played in the gardens and hunted rodents for fun. They kept homes insect-free and huddled near their feline families for warmth. That isn’t so difficult, is it? Try it for a week, and see how you can simplify your life.
Tuxedo cats
This is an excellent week to practice the leadership that burns within you. You can do this by marching up to a friend or stranger, and encouraging them to follow you. Start by inviting them to follow you down a short path, such as between two rooms. True leadership works by example, after all. Once you have successfully led them there, walk them back to where they came from. After you have trained them in this, you can move on to encouraging them to participate in other activities with you such as scrubbing the litterbox, playing cards, and swing dancing. Top off the week by giving an important speech on Saturday, when all eyes will be on you.
Pointed cats (Siamese)
Be watchful of how much catnip you let out of your sight this week. Can you really trust that orange haired cutie that you’ve been giving all that attention to? If you can control your impulses, you’ll abound with good luck on most days except Wednesday. If you find your good spirits dropping, try treating an old friend to a nice tuna dinner under the stars.