Dear Catnabbit!
Of 16 cats, 25% preferred salmon flavored cat food, 25% preferred liver and onions, and 50% prefferred tuna. To find out how many cats preferred liver and onions, which percent proportion would you use?
Sincerely,
Robby Puppykat
Garland, Texas
Dear Robby,
Thank you for writing to us. In order to answer your question, I visited behind the dark area behind the refrigerator to speak with the dust bunnies. It’s a psychic technique which I like to call Refrigerdustology. I have communicated with the dust bunnies and they have spoken.
Firstly, they tell me that it is terribly awful that any commercial cat food would sell a “liver and onions” flavored cat food. This is because cats are severely allergic to onions (It’s true! Ask your vet!). After eating onions, a cat’s kidneys will begin a self-destruct timer between the periods of six and 72 hours. Depending on the actual amount of onions ingested, the cat will either spontaneously implode, suffer extreme kidney damage, or have a case of bad gas. In any case, we do not recommend trying this at home.
Next, the dust bunnies tell me that it would be wrong for us to do the homework for a young kitten such as yourself. Therefore, we made a cheese chart which will hopefully answer the question for you through deductive reasoning, which you should have used in the first place:
Lastly, regarding your unasked question about the missing plastic ball with the bell in the middle: it can be found in the human’s litterbox, behind the toilet. Be careful when retrieving it, because your human has had too much eggnog and he is going to miss.