MERRIMAC, WI - What has six legs and crawls in the night? Not an insect! Local authorities have released night surveillance photos of a creature found prowling in the night.
It is said that this creature may be one of the few fabled “six legged cats” of the world, although there have been no daytime appearances or captures to prove such accusations. Feral cats with six legs have been reported in regions all over the world, and have been associated with other birth defects such as extra eyes, toes, and tails (sometimes mistakenly reported as tentacles). From the night surveillance photos released in Merrimac, Wisconsin today, it appears that the feline’s feet are the only strange thing about them.
If you encounter the six-legged cat, be sure to feed it as you would any other cat, trap it humanely if possible, and take it to your local humane society or veterinarian to have them spayed or neutered. We don’t need any more of these things running around.
What will there be, next? Cats who walk on their tails?