http://www.catnabbit.com/outraged-cats-protest-over-vacuum-cartoon/ News, Humor, Jokes and Satire by Cats, for Cats! Tue, 28 Apr 2009 22:42:41 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 hourly 1 http://www.catnabbit.com/outraged-cats-protest-over-vacuum-cartoon/comment-page-1/#comment-119 Catnabbit! » Top Ten Threats to National Security As Seen By Cats Wed, 08 Sep 2010 12:04:00 +0000 http://www.catnabbit.com/outraged-cats-protest-over-vacuum-cartoon/#comment-119 [...] The Vacuum Cleaner — As we have stated previously: The Vacuum Cleaner is an unholy Beast which terrorizes all houses, apartments, condos, and other homes at least twice per week. In some unfortunate circumstances, the home’s Beast may reveal itself more frequently, especially if the house is occupied by a “neat freak” or an especially messy individual. Long-haired cats seem to be plagued by more visits from the unholy Vacuum Cleaner, although short-haired cats are far from exempt from such unholy terrors. In fact, there have been several instances where cats have been eaten by a hungry Vacuum Cleaner. The horrendous Vacuum Beast is a dangerous force which should not be approached under any circumstances — especially when it is awake. [...] [...] The Vacuum Cleaner — As we have stated previously: The Vacuum Cleaner is an unholy Beast which terrorizes all houses, apartments, condos, and other homes at least twice per week. In some unfortunate circumstances, the home’s Beast may reveal itself more frequently, especially if the house is occupied by a “neat freak” or an especially messy individual. Long-haired cats seem to be plagued by more visits from the unholy Vacuum Cleaner, although short-haired cats are far from exempt from such unholy terrors. In fact, there have been several instances where cats have been eaten by a hungry Vacuum Cleaner. The horrendous Vacuum Beast is a dangerous force which should not be approached under any circumstances — especially when it is awake. [...]

]]> http://www.catnabbit.com/outraged-cats-protest-over-vacuum-cartoon/comment-page-1/#comment-87 Cruxley Wed, 08 Sep 2010 10:13:00 +0000 http://www.catnabbit.com/outraged-cats-protest-over-vacuum-cartoon/#comment-87 My humans had their carpets replaced with wood laminate and threw away their ancient vacuum cleaner. Cats everywhere should petition their humans to do the same. My humans had their carpets replaced with wood laminate and threw away their ancient vacuum cleaner. Cats everywhere should petition their humans to do the same.

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