Well hello, pretty kitty. There’s a new cat on the block and he’s hanging around outside the bathroom and bedroom windows. Who could it be?

He appears to be about 3 feet long, from nose to tail, and he has luxuriously long grey and black tabby fur. His eyes are tinted a light yellow-green. He smells surprisingly familiar, but I can’t quite put my finger on it! The most amazing thing about this cat is how smart he is. He seems to know everything I want to do, at the same time that I do it. I tested this by moving my head to the left, and then to the right. He did it too. Then I bobbed my head up and down, and he did that too. I leaned my paws up against the window, and sure enough, he also did the same thing! I’m telling you, this frisky feline is not only attractive, he’s a genius!

I simply must know this cat’s name. I would love to take him on long walks down the hallway, the two of us stepping in time, side by side. We could wear matching cat collars and eat from matching cat food dishes. Then we could practice choreographing matching dance moves.

We could have so much fun together, that pretty kitty and I.

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