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ANONYMOUS SOURCE - Purina should soon be announcing a new line of cat foods designed specifically with new and interesting flavors! For over 30 years, finicky cats have been eating the same old drudge of salmon, tuna, turkey, and chicken with a few other flavors tossed in here and there. Those are some great tastes for dinner, but every indoor cat has looked out the window and dreamt about what it might be like to capture and eat something new. Luckily, they may not have to wait much longer. According to an anonymous source, Purina should someday [soon, we hope!] release some all-new exciting flavors which have never been introduced to canned-food before. Dreams may turn into reality as cats everywhere will sink their teeth into Savory Squirrel, Minced Mouse, Blackened Bird, Tangy Toad, and Full-Bodied Fly. Our source says that the major catfood manufacturer has not yet been able to capture the essence of Red Dot or the inside of a shoe. These may be added to the list at a later date.

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