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  • 1. A cat always comes in SOBER after being out all night.
  • 2. When a cat goes to the toilet she tries not to leave a trace.
  • 3. You can put a bell around a cat’s neck so you know exactly where she is.
  • 4. If you stroke a cat she won’t leap on you for sex.
  • 5. You don’t mind that much if a cat brings a bird home every night.
  • 6. When a cat comes in at midnight it doesn’t wake you up by smashing into the furniture.
  • 7. Cats never pretend they know how to fix the video.
  • 8. Cats don’t care what size your boobs are.
  • 9. Cats still love you even when your perm goes wrong.
  • 10. Cats love rubbing up to your legs however much cellulite you have.
  • 11. Cats can be neutered if they stray.
  • 12. If a cat jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy her.
  • 13. It’s okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.
  • 14. If you ask enough times, a cat may actually listen to you.
  • 15. You never have to spend time with your cat’s mother.
  • 16. Better chance of training a cat.
  • 17. Cats are cute.
  • 18. A cat is never late for dinner.
  • 19. Cats love to see you come home from shopping with lots of bags!
  • 20. You’ll never get a call from you cat’s ex-wife.
  • 21. A cat would never leave you for a younger women.
  • 22. Cats treat your mom with respect.
  • 23. Cats don’t worry about hair loss.
  • 24. I feels nice to stroke a cats soft, fluffy fur.
  • 25. A cat’s friend is less likely to be annoying.
  • 26. Cats can’t show love without meaning it.
  • 27. To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only costs 40p
  • 28. Cats actually think with their heads.
  • 29. Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.
  • 30. It is legal in all states to neuter a cat.
  • 31. Cats comfort you when you are sick.
  • 32. When a cat sleeps all day it’s natural, not annoying.

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