Last Week, the FDA released two statements regarding Salmonella (not to be confused with the tasty fish Salmon) outbreaks in two foods frequently enjoyed by humans and dogs: Peter Pan and Great Value Peanut Butter.  Additionally, the FDA released another statement 3 days prior to that, stating that Salmonella (not to be confused with the tasty fish Salmon) is also present in Wild Kitty Cat Food. 

Catnabbit! held an emergency meeting regarding these alarming statements.  During the course of the meeting, we came to a common-sense conclusion: Wild Kitty Cat Food must contain peanut butter!  The two alerts sent in the same week can not be a coincidence.

While Salmonella (not to be confused with the tasty fish Salmon) can make you sick, we can guarantee that peanut butter is infinitely more unpleasant to eat.  It gets stuck on the roof of your mouth and has the ability to fuse your jaw completely shut!  Cats who eat peanut butter may quickly find themselves unable to drink the only known antidote to peanut butter:  Milk.  We strongly recommend against eating any of the above mentioned foods, although the tasty fish Salmon is still considered to be safe for feline consumption. 

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